Hmm ... so this is what a header looks like... neat!

Well my boss out here in Afghanistan just pushed my last button and I gave him the big old "F*&%k this job you son of a B*$&%h. I F*&%king quit!!! So I will be leaving this stupid country and heading for happier days in yet another country. I just need to stay out of the states until October and I'm fairly sure that it wont be much of a problem. Anyway wish me luck in my new ventures cause I sure could use all the luck I'm gonna get.

But if this is the footer then where are the shoes?